Meet Goldie
My name is Goldie Garcia and for those of you that do not know me, this is the story of how my human masters forbid me from playing the entrancing and potentially addictive Internet game known as FarmVille. This was years ago, but I am happy to share the story with you.
BTW, this is not Facebook. It is a website designed to only give the appearance of a Facebook profile page to help set the tone of how this story went down when I was an active Facebuquero back in the days.
So, to make a long story short…I discovered my human father, Carlos Garcia enjoying this very game that I had been banned from playing. Oh yes, it’s true and I was quite upset. But hold on – it gets worse.
My master actually tried to appease me one day with some crazy story that his mother (my human grandmother Cuca Garcia) once told him about the existence of a fourth wiseman. He shared this story with me because I told my Facebook friends that I wanted to ask Santa for a farm. Well he laughed at me and said, “You’re a dog Goldie. Santa does not bring gifts to animals. It’s the fourth wiseman.” He further stated that this wiseman had the powers to grant the wishes to animals. So, after hearing this incredible story (considering how gullible I can be at times), I embarked on a journey to find the fourth wiseman with the help of my Facebook friends.
…Many months went by and this is the essence of the story as it appeared on Facebook.
-Goldie
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